Sunday, August 5, 2012

Book Review: Free Four by Veronica Roth.


Free Four: Tobias Tells the Story (Divergent, #1.1)Free Four by Veronica Roth: Tobias tells the story.
Book Summary: #1 New York Times bestselling author Veronica Roth retells a pivotal Divergent scene (chapter 13) from Tobias's point of view. This thirteen-page scene reveals unknown facts and fascinating details about Four's character, his past, his own initiation, and his thoughts about new Dauntless initiate Tris Prior.

Liana's Summary: In this short book Veronica Roth writes a short story in Tobias's point of view- what he thought when we all knew what Tris thought in Divergent.

Rate(1-10): 9

So, like Hana by Lauren Oliver, the extra short story is in another main character's POV. It uncovers some unanswered questions that bloomed in the main book. So, it was like 9 pages. Short book, short review!

Quote reactions!

"..he knows I have a thing for her, so he's going.."

Tobias is such a perv. Like. More than I thought.

"Of course she thinks I'm like Eric. I just threw knives at her head. I screwed it all up."

Man, you did. So bad.

"..can't leave now. I like her too much. There, I said it. But I won't say it again."

AWH.

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So, this kinda explains the weird romance in Divergent. Because he was obsessing over her already! Omg. So, read it. It's here.

Book Review: Clockwork Angel by Cassandra Clare.


Clockwork Angel (The Infernal Devices, #1)Clockwork Angel by Cassandra Clare.
Infernal Devices Series #1.
Book Summary: Magic is dangerous--but love is more dangerous still.When sixteen-year-old Tessa Gray crosses the ocean to find her brother, her destination is England, the time is the reign of Queen Victoria, and something terrifying is waiting for her in London's Downworld, where vampires, warlocks and other supernatural folk stalk the gaslit streets. Only the Shadowhunters, warriors dedicated to ridding the world of demons, keep order amidst the chaos.Kidnapped by the mysterious Dark Sisters, members of a secret organization called The Pandemonium Club, Tessa soon learns that she herself is a Downworlder with a rare ability: the power to transform, at will, into another person. What's more, the Magister, the shadowy figure who runs the Club, will stop at nothing to claim Tessa's power for his own.Friendless and hunted, Tessa takes refuge with the Shadowhunters of the London Institute, who swear to find her brother if she will use her power to help them. She soon finds herself fascinated by--and torn between--two best friends: James, whose fragile beauty hides a deadly secret, and blue-eyed Will, whose caustic wit and volatile moods keep everyone in his life at arm's length...everyone, that is, but Tessa. As their search draws them deep into the heart of an arcane plot that threatens to destroy the Shadowhunters, Tessa realizes that she may need to choose between saving her brother and helping her new friends save the world...and that love may be the most dangerous magic of all.

Liana's summary: Tessa Gray is from New York. When she's finally going to see her brother, she's greeted by the Dark Sisters instead. She doesn't know that they know what she doesn't know. So, they take her to London- where she discovers so many things. About warlocks, vampires, hunting demons, and especially, pain and love. Three main characters: Tessa Gray. William Herondale, aka Will. James Carstairs, aka Jem. Three books to the series: Clockwork Angel, Clockwork Prince, and coming soon, Clockwork Princess. Cassandra Clare's writing will lure you, and take you to another world-- a world of Nephilim and Downworlders.

Rate(1-10): 10!

This book was one of the best books I've read in a while. It wholly deserves a ten. This is my first Cassie Clare book, and she must be a goddess.

So, you all know there are three characters. Tessa, Will, and Jem. The hot dude on the cover is Will. Btw. On Clockwork Prince, though, it's Jem. And on Clockwork Princess, it's obviously Tessa. Why is she so pretty. omg. Pretty covers. I'm in love.

My friend, after a long while of screaming and fangirling about this book for a while, recommended this book to me as a PRIORITY, so how could I pass?

So. Something about Will. He's tall. And has brown hair. And he's smoking hot in appearance. He may be somewhat of a cocky jerk, but you'll love him anyway.
Something about Jem: Well, he's my favorite. He's half-Chinese and he has silver hair, silver eyes, and pale complexion. No, he's not a vampire. I like him better than Will. It's not really hard to choose after reading this book, really, but then I'm ready for Clockwork Prince to be a major shocker. I'M READY. (MY BODY IS READY) And, just for good measure, Jem always says the wise and inspirational quotes. But still. It's okay Will. I still love you.
About Tessa. Well, I really like her. She's a likable main character, and her ability is just fab. She's so brave and the way she thinks and acts are independent and just plain awesome.

"..the Japanese art of flower arranging.."

Does that even matter, omg.

"How can you not understand?" He pointed at her books. "You read novels. Obviously, I'm here to rescue you."

Books. -pedoface- This has got to be my favorite Will line.

She moved toward Tessa--and was blocked by Will leaping down from the table to put himself between them.

Prince Charming to the rescue. <3

"Will!" he shouted. "Will, she bit me!"

I love it when main characters bite a person and they make a big deal out of it. But still- LOL.

A moment later he was moving toward Tessa; she stepped back hurriedly and he opened the door, pausing only for a moment on the threshold...

I'm scareeed. D:

A woman with tattoos!

Don't sound so astonished. Oh well, it is the 18th century.

"Henry," he said, "you're on fire. You do know that, don't you?"

YES YOU'RE LITERALLY ON FIRE OMG. HE'S NOT COMPLIMENTING YOU HENRY LOOK DOWN YOU'RE ON FIRE.

Henry glanced down at his arm, and his mouth dropped open. 

Finally.

"...know what this means?"
Will set the vase down. "That you set yourself on fire and didn't even notice?"


..which is what I like about Will's replies. LOLOL.

"I know you," he said. "You bit me!"

Nicest way of remembering people. omg.

"What is your ability?" Jessamine demanded.

At first, I hated Jessamine's guts, but like, now I just somewhat feel dislike towards her. I'm pretty impressed at what she did. Oh yes, LOTS and LOTS of twists. Cassandra Clare's writing. <3

"Excellent!" Henry looked pleased. "I enjoy being shown things..."

Awk moment where I thought wrong.

"It isn't against the law to be an idiot..."

(x

Tessa, amused at the idea of a fat Will...

Oh, can you imagine that!

"Not at you." said Will, grinning, "more because of you. I've never seen anyone get so excited over books before. You'd think they were diamonds."

I LOVE BOOKS.

And with that, he spun on his heel and walked away..

PSH. TOO FABULOUS TO MERELY TURN HUH. You have to swirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrl~ And spin~~~ On your heel. Really. Every time an author uses that phrase I just imagine the character flipping their hair and acting all pompous. fdjaksjd I'll never use that in Incend..

...despite the fact that Tessa had barged into his bedroom in the middle of the night and surprised him playing the violin in his nightclothes. 

See how nice Jem is omg he's not even mad.

When she thought of China, all that came to mind was Marco Polo and tea.

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"Hear that Tessa? I'm a devil. So are you."

Yeah, okay. Devils and angels. In the same book. <3
Jem began-- and doubled up, suddenly racked with an explosive fit of coughing so violent that he slid from the steamer trunk to crouch on his knees.

OMG JEM ARE YOU OKAAAY? D:

Blood..

Simple word made me get scared.

"We'll probably have to knock down the door--"
"Or," said Jem,  reaching out and giving the knob a twist, "not."

WHICH IS WHY I LOVE JEM.

"BEWARE BEWARE BEWARE BEWARE--"

"Good God," muttered Jem.

omg. Best reaction ever. I would be screaming and dying and etc.


"Girls shouldn't read novels."

WHAT. DID. YOU. SAY.

The Magister.

Creepiness down my spine.

"How is this different from his being totally ridiculous in the library or the weapons room or any of the other places he's usually ridiculous?"

omg. LOL. Will is RIDDIKULUS. Sorry. Ridiculous. Couldn't help myself.

"Am I blind?" Will's voice floated out of the darkness, tinged with annoyance. "I'm not going to be at all pleased if you've blinded me, Henry.."

I know I'm saying it too much, but um. LOL.

...leaning so far back in his chair that the front legs came off the ground..

FALL FALL FALL ON YOUR BUM.

"So true"...

SO TRUE. LIKE PSHH.

"Charlotte needs you.."

PLEASE WAKE UP. I NEED YOU.

"The boy," he spat. "Stop him!"

In a British accent. I love it when that happens. (:

"You unbelievably stupid.."

SO MEAN.

"Bitch," he snarled at Tessa. "Lying traitorous bitch."

SO MEAN. OMG. SDLFJ:SDL

He struck Tessa to the found, landing on top of her...

UNINTENTIONAL RAPIST.

"Say it."

SAY IT. SAY IT OUT LOUD.

"Will?"

o_o

...his cane clattering awkwardly against her back..

Now is a cane entirely necessary?
"Jian."

SWORD.FJLFKJ:DSFJD

"But I don't want you to die."

AWHH.

"Really, Tessa, must you be such a wet blanket?"

Omg. LOL though.

"If you could pass along my apologies to your brother.."
" I don't think so," Tessa said.

Decline an apology, I see how it is.

Her parasol skittered from her hand..

An umbrella parasol thing in such an intense scene is quite ridiculous.

"Answer me!" he shouted. Fear made his voice crack..

Well well, Will.

"Is he all right?"
"Oh, who cares if he's all right?"


Omg. LOL. Again.

"You are not a fool like your brother. He is a fool and a coward. You are a fool who has some courage."

Exasperation though.

"I knew that I would one day marry you, and you would be mine forever..."

EWWWWW, BUT HE'S OLDD.
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So, for the people that hate third person as much as I used to, this book changed my mind about it. Even though I can never manage to write one. But yeah.
It's a high, high, high recommendation! Well, that's all! What did you think of this review?

Friday, August 3, 2012

Book Review: The Princess and the Hound by Mette Ivie Harrison.

The Princess and the Hound (Princess, #1)
The Princess and the Hound by Mette Ivie Harrison.
Book Summary: He is a prince, heir to a kingdom threatened on all sides, possessor of the animal magic, which is forbidden by death in the land he'll rule.She is a princess from a rival kingdom, the daughter her father never wanted, isolated from true human friendship but inseparable from her hound.Though they think they have little in common, each possesses a secret that must be hidden at all costs. Proud, stubborn, bound to marry for the good of their kingdoms, this prince and princess will steal your heart, but will they fall in love?

Liana's Summary: Prince George grew up with the animal magic. He grew up, looking at the citizens getting killed because they had the animal magic. He had to keep it secret. When his mother dies, his father tries to get closer to George, to try to teach him the way of the kings. Princess Beatrice is different, though. She doesn't have the animal magic. George knows that it's his duty to marry, to connect the kingdoms together. When he actually meets her though, and realizes how she is different from others, he changes his mind completely, from disinterestedness to love at first sight.

Rate(1-10): 6

Yeah. Guys. I know. FINALLY. I finished! Right. Too much talk. Less read. Maybe it was because I was so tired of this book. Partly because I was so sleepy, partly of the plot. Or maybe because I was sleepy because of the plot. I mean, there's only a slight twist in this book, and it didn't do more than make me go like, "Wow, really? Cool." I mean, it's a huge twist, and not at all predictable, but, you know. Not so much enthusiasm. Well, I just have to rant about the cover: DUDE. SHE'S FRECKLED. AND PALE. AND A REDHEAD. DOES SHE LOOK LIKE THAT HUUH DOES SHE OMG. So, when I first prepared to read this book, I saw ratings, and they weren't all that good. Although I can't really trust other people's opinions. So like, yeah. There's no romance. D; I thought the Amaranth Enchantment by Julie Berry had no romance, but after I read this, the romance in Amaranth seemed plenty. Sorry to say that it wasn't what I expected. :c There you go. I'm being a big fat mean book critic again. I'm sorry! D;

There were some parts that were so stupid I laughed.You know those immature moments. :p No, I'm not talking about the author's writing. I'm talking about the character's acts. LOL. Which is why I gave it a 6 instead of a 4.

Okay, so usually I LOVEEEEE princes in shining armor. But like, George. Really. First of all, I just dislike that name. Second of all, and most importantly, I dislike his attitude. Even though I made a massive pedoface when he turned 17. And I dislike Princess Beatrice even more. I don't know. I suppose. He reminds me a lot of Charlie from The Perks of Being a Wallflower by Stephen Chbosky, but the main difference is, I like Charlie better. I would give it a lower rating, but, after all, it's not that bad. I was just somewhat disappointed. Also, it had a lot of lines and scenes I thought I must use as ideas for Incend. (: That's a good thing. I'm not even sure why my summary was so vivid and yeah. I don't even know. Like, for Pride and Prejudice. omg. My description. <3 But then the book sort of bored me. It is a worthwhile read, though, as to not contradict what I said about that book. Okay, back to this book. Quote reactions! There's a lot. It's quite easier to highlight when the text is big, you know. :3 omg. Watch with Infernal Devices. I will be so impatient. Text is so small.

"There he stopped and threw King Richon overhead.."

Throw a king. This is just so bizarre, omg.

"Kind Richon wandered in that strange forest a week before he was found at last by his fearful guards."
OH PHEW HE'S ALIVE.Don't even know why I'm relieved.

"You will live as a bear until you understand what it is to be hunted."
Like that Disney movie Brother Bear. omg.

"George held out his hand. The little foal came and licked at it, and George laughed at the delicious, gentle sensation."
Ah. Delicious.... I would be grossed, actually. Pet peeves. Yaknoe.

"..and at his feet George saw one of the bitch hounds.."
Oh yeah. Female dog. Forgot. They use that word a lot in this book, unfortunately.

"It nudged at him, then tried to suck at his fingers but was soon disgusted at the lack of milk and pushed him away."
Ewww. George lets animals do anything to him. I sound like a brat. omg.

"One night, when his mother came to tuck him into bed, as she often did, George demanded a story.."
I DEMAND A STORY.

"But George did not like to hear about how much his mother loved his father. He wanted her to love only him."
How. Selfish. I know he's a little boy at this time and all, but really. This is where I started disliking him.

"..he began to learn to become a sheep,.."
Oh how wrong that sounds.

"Come, let me touch his fine hair," said Lady Fittle, reaching.
"No!" the queen stepped in her way..


So dramatic. LOL.

"The king took in a breath, then seemed to choke on it. George did not understand until later that this was his way of weeping.."

Uh. I don't even know what to say.

"But who was this dream man?"
He means the man in his dream. LOL. If George were gay, it wouldn't be surprising. Just saying. I do not mean it as an offense. But still. George gay.

"Besides, kissing was far more disgusting than touching a toad.."
Oh George! Man. Really.

"..and then he sleepily pulled on his best leggings.."
LEGGINGS. Oh yeah. EW, Leggings. To think that the hottest princes in books wore LEGGINGS.

"Teeth had died last year."
D; TEEEEETH. </3

"Your Highness," he said stiffly, "this does not concern you."
 Oh, really now?

"He tossed his head angrily but regretted it as a new wave of pain and nausea struck him."
 

"One can tell much of a man by his friends," said Henry at last.
I like this quote. :3

"If only I had a son."
Such an old git! He's got a daughter already, trying to act like a son just for him. Man.

"I don't like you," said Beatrice. "I'll never like you."
Ooou. Right in the face.

"I will give you more than one son," the woman said. She moved herself closer to the king, pressed her body against his.


What. A. Whore.

"Beatrice pointed to a dusty streak down his side from where he had brushed against the floor,.."
Oh hey, there's dust near your butt. So I thought I might point to it.

"I shall be black."
Of course she will. Like hungry people eat.

"No," he said..
... How difficult.

"May they make..beautiful hounds."



"He touched Marit's head gently in thanks."
I like Marit the dog. :3

"..never wished to know his wives beyond their beauty and ability to make sons.."
What. A. Dumb. Git. Just refer to that gif above^, and that's how I feel. omg.

"He had never felt so alone in his life.."

"She was awkward, jerking this way and that..."


"I swear I will boil the man in his own medicines and feed him to the pigs for their supper.."image

"Henry looked away, and George realized he had hurt him."
What a big bully. :c I like Henry. ;3

"Except for his smell."
You have no idea how scared I was when I read that line.

"Sir Stephen blinked rapidly, usually a sign that he was about to start..."
BLINK BLINK BLINK BLINK.

"Sir Stephen, she is a woman unlike any other.."
Wait, so love at first sight? :c How unfortunate.

"You look very like your mother today."
Very.. feminine.

"George, what is wrong with you?"

NOTHING!

"They said he was an ugly man.."
LOLOLOL. omg. I know they don't mean ugly ugly, but like, UGLY. LOL. They mean ugly as in brute-like.

"Tell me."


"I do not believe it would be possible to train another such as myself." 
How..pompous of you.

"Who are you?"
D: aljfl;askjfklsd NOOOOOOOOO! I do have to say I like the king better than George. omg.

"He brought him a triple dose of the black elixir...."
NOOOOOOOOO! D: NO NONONOOOOOOOOO.

"There was a man."
DUH.

"George smiled at the thought."
Uhh. So obsessed with his love.

"I do not know what kind of animal.."
Well. Anger issues.

George's mouth fell open.
And Liana laughed.

"Because he is evil," said Beatrice. "He stinks of it."
Seething EVIL. HE STINKS OF IT.

"He's called Ass," said Henry helpfully.
Oh, Henry! Ass, though? Really. Ass.

"Because anyone who tries to ride him ends up on his ass."
That's... a good explanation.

"I do not take orders from women."
Sigh. Yes you do.

"Not my mother."


"Do you think I am an idiot?"
Obviously.

"Beatrice began to weep,..."
OMG BEATRICE CALM DOWN PLEASE.

"Guessed what?"
So clueless. But, then again, I don't even know either. omg. LOL.

"Get off me! Help! I've been attacked!" called the pigkeeper frantically.
Oh. My. Goodness. -resists the urge to laugh like a pig-

"Love.."
Great. Perfect. ka;fjasldf

"Give me an hour to eat and change my clothes."
It doesn't take an HOUR to do that!

"You mean you intend to torture him?" 
 Just looking at this gif gives me a headache. omg. Don't look for too long.

"You will regret this,"
image

"And you,"
OUU YES.

"You must let her go."
D: Totally reminds me of that part in Shrek. Is it Shrek 2? Yeah.

"It is not your choice. It is mine."
YES SIR STEPHEN. I like Stephen after Henry. :3

"Beatrice, come to me!"
Uh. I don't even know what to say.

"It must be this way,.."
My sister once wrote a story called Seven Flowers of The Sun, and then there was this girl called Catherine. And she fell in love with a dragon that could turn into a human. Idk, she weeped on him, and there you go. Human. Oh my god. And then before he turned human, she went like, "OH CELARDUS! WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE THIS WAY?!" And this part just made me laugh so hard because of that story.

"Ready?"
-disgusted- He fell in love with a hound.

"Wrists. Ankles. Toes. George marveled in all of them. The tip of her nose. The curve of her hips.."
Okay you know what? I can't stand this anymore.

"He looked at Marit, waiting for her to slap him......"
YEAH SLAP HIM MARIT DO IT PLEASEEEEE.

"How will I survive if I lose you as well?"
AWWWH. "I lost her once. I'm not losing her again." A must-use quote.

"Say it. Say those who have the animal magic,...."
SAY IT. SAY IT OUT LOUD.
A unicorn.
A what?
A unicorn.

"But if he kills you.." said George.
Marit blinked at him. "Then I will be dead."


SIMPLE. I will use that.

"..and the letters were only words.."
WORDS ARE JUST WORDS, 'TILL YOU BRING THEM- TO LIFFFFE!

"For the look in your eyes," said Marit.
Awh. <3

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SLOW, SLOW, ROMANCE. I mean, I think the False Prince by Jennifer A. Nielsen has more romance than this. omg. Well, that's all, I suppose. I know, tons of quotes. Yeah. So, that's it.
I think my love for using GIFs have increased. :3

You see, there were some moments of amusement for me, (lots of LOL's.)but the plot wasn't that.. astonishing.. Full, alluring. If you know what I mean.

I realized I don't like the name George for another reason now. It's hard to type! Yeah, so picky. omg.

So guys. Infernal Devices. Here I come. YEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAW.

Thursday, August 2, 2012

The Perks of Being a Goodreader.

You should all get on goodreads. Really. I'm going to add a gadget on the sidebar. Like right now. Of my goodreads link. Really guys. Really. Goodreads is really cool, and if you're already on it, hurrah. If you're not, then get on! Srsly. You should all add me~ Anyway, yeah.

The perks:
- Giveaways!
- Authors talk to you.
- You can stalk your favorite authors.
- Keep track of your books. In an organized way.
- Find new books to love.
- Give and get recommendations.
- Post your writing.

And there are so much more. That I am too lazy to list.

So, I hope that if you're not on goodreads, you are now. If that makes sense..

-Liana.

PS: As far as reading The Princess and the Hound by Mette Ivie Harrison, I'm dying. Because I need to read Infernal Devices. It's so alluring. And I can't just ditch the book. So I'm gonna finish. So far, I think it's gonna be a 6.5/10 or a 7/10. But you never know! Stay tuned for the book review. Oh yes. Highlighting on the ereader is easier with bigger text. Weird, I know. But still.