Showing posts with label Suspense. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Suspense. Show all posts

Sunday, February 22, 2015

Book Review: Gone Girl by Gillian Flynn

Gone GirlGone Girl by Gillian Flynn
Summary: On a warm summer morning in North Carthage, Missouri, it is Nick and Amy Dunne’s fifth wedding anniversary. Presents are being wrapped and reservations are being made when Nick’s clever and beautiful wife disappears. Husband-of-the-Year Nick isn’t doing himself any favors with cringe-worthy daydreams about the slope and shape of his wife’s head, but passages from Amy's diary reveal the alpha-girl perfectionist could have put anyone dangerously on edge. Under mounting pressure from the police and the media—as well as Amy’s fiercely doting parents—the town golden boy parades an endless series of lies, deceits, and inappropriate behavior. Nick is oddly evasive, and he’s definitely bitter—but is he really a killer?

Rate(1-10): 9.5


Wednesday, April 3, 2013

Book Review: The Madman's Daughter by Megan Shepherd.

The Madman's Daughter (The Madman's Daughter, #1)The Madman's Daughter by Megan Shepherd.
Book Summary: In the darkest places, even love is deadly.

Sixteen-year-old Juliet Moreau has built a life for herself in London—working as a maid, attending church on Sundays, and trying not to think about the scandal that ruined her life. After all, no one ever proved the rumors about her father's gruesome experiments. But when she learns he is alive and continuing his work on a remote tropical island, she is determined to find out if the accusations are true.

Accompanied by her father's handsome young assistant, Montgomery, and an enigmatic castaway, Edward—both of whom she is deeply drawn to—Juliet travels to the island, only to discover the depths of her father's madness: He has experimented on animals so that they resemble, speak, and behave as humans. And worse, one of the creatures has turned violent and is killing the island's inhabitants. Torn between horror and scientific curiosity, Juliet knows she must end her father's dangerous experiments and escape her jungle prison before it's too late. Yet as the island falls into chaos, she discovers the extent of her father's genius—and madness—in her own blood.

Inspired by H. G. Wells's classic The Island of Dr. Moreau, The Madman's Daughter is a dark and breathless Gothic thriller about the secrets we'll do anything to know and the truths we'll go to any lengths to protect.

Liana's Summary: Juliet thinks that her father may be alive, but she refuses to believe it-- that is, until, an old but familiar diagram leads her to the last person she expects to see-- Montgomery, the boy of her childhood, the childhood that was lost ever since her mother died and her father left. After Juliet loses her job, mainly because of self-defense, she goes to Montgomery and tells him to take her with him to see her father. But is her father the same loving, gentle man that she used to know? Or has he been driven completely mad? Juliet has to deal with her long lost father, and two boys that are completely in love with her at the same time. But she can find a way out of this mess- can she?

Rate(1-10): 10

It's been a while since I've chosen a book to read all by myself without any recommendation from anyone. And this book was FREAKING AMAZING. I can't contain myself, LOL. It completely deserves the 5 stars and even more if I could give it.

I honestly don't know where to start because I can't-
My feelings-
Ineffable-
INEFFABLE-
I can't put this into words-
This book was too fabulous-
omg-
so done with life right now-

Well, I'm gonna try to spit it out. Ahem. So, the title speaks for itself. The main character is a daughter of a madman that just so happens to be performing vivisection brutally and making wild animals into human-like beings----

Okay okay character discussions

Juliet- She was a likable main character, opposing sexism the whole entire time. She seems a bit too stubborn, though, and sometimes really desperate. She's brave but not really brave, and very, very.. brusque. But still a likable protagonist.

Edward- You see, when he first came in I just knew that it was going to be a love triangle. Well then. At first, I abhorred him for ruining the perfect relationship between Juliet and Montgomery, but... Well, Edward is a complex character.

Montgomery- He. Is. Hot. omg. When he first got introduced to the story, I got really excited since I knew that the book was about to get even better than it already was. Montgomery is a kind, caring, and composed man. He keeps his secrets and does what he does for the good of others. He's a true gentleman.

The ending was too much for me to handle. I couldn't even breathe, omg. Like, seriously? THAT WAS FUCKING AWESOME, MEGAN SHEPHERD, I CAN'T.

The romance was all right. However, Juliet seemed a bit torn in between and it just annoyed me out of my mind-- LOL at least I know clearly which guy I'm rooting for now

Honestly I have to admit that I'm really disappointed there is going to be a sequel. I mean, I'm glad there's more of the story to see and I'm definitely gonna get the next book when it comes out-- but. But, the ending of this book was absolutely perfect and tragic and, even if there is more to write, I feel like a sequel will ruin the perfectly constructed ending of this book. Well, that's my opinion, anyway.

Nonetheless, I LOVED LOVED LOVED this book and this is definitely a recommendation that I'm willing to give to anyone.

Quotes~

"..his handsome features.."



"..tied his blond hair back."


HE HAS LONG BLOND HAIR OMG
SO DEAD













"I'm going to have you tonight,.."





"..something undeniably attractive about him.."



NO YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO THINK HE'S ATTRACTIVE STOP YOU HAVE MONTGOMERY OK

"I like getting to know you, Miss Moreau."


edward please go away

"..you looked even more beautiful when I thought I was dying."


no edward stop


"...he kissed me."


I don't know what to think anymore -sobs-


"I came for you, Juliet!"



Art thou Romeo? Oh wait it's just Edward


"Montgomery tackled Edward."



"She was in love with him."



NOOOOO


"He's been in love with the mere idea of you for years."


D'aaaw that's so cute


"His lips found mine."




"You're too good for him,"


stupid, naive Edward SHUTTHEFUCKUP BEFORE I ENTER THAT BOOK MYSELF AND SMACK YOU UPSIDE THE HEAD 

"But my father can."


So close..

"No!"

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Megan Shepherd is such an amazing author, and this is just her DEBUT. Wow, amazing. There were so many plot twists in this story I can't even breathe anymore
So, that's all. 
What did you think of this review?(;

Friday, February 1, 2013

Book Review: Prodigy by Marie Lu. (Legend #2)

Prodigy (Legend, #2) Prodigy by Marie Lu.
(Legend #2)
Book Summary: June and Day arrive in Vegas just as the unthinkable happens: the Elector Primo dies, and his son Anden takes his place. With the Republic edging closer to chaos, the two join a group of Patriot rebels eager to help Day rescue his brother and offer passage to the Colonies. They have only one request—June and Day must assassinate the new Elector.
It’s their chance to change the nation, to give voice to a people silenced for too long. 
But as June realizes this Elector is nothing like his father, she’s haunted by the choice ahead. What if Anden is a new beginning? What if revolution must be more than loss and vengeance, anger and blood—what if the Patriots are wrong?
In this highly-anticipated sequel, Lu delivers a breathtaking thriller with high stakes and cinematic action.


Liana's Summary: When Day and June finally reach Vegas, they are faced with the demanding request to do one crazy thing. But can they accomplish it? Is it actually possible to accomplish? Is Anden really like his father? There's only one thing to do: follow their orders. It's the only way for Day to get what he wants. June knows that there's a chance that the Elector can be trusted, but, when she tells Day, he doesn't believe her, and has to find out the hard way that she's actually right. In the end, Day's horrific past revisits him and he is faced with the only thing left to do.

Rate(1-10): 10

This book was so freaking amazing. Oh my God. I have something to say to y'all. THIS BOOK WAS WORTH THE WAIT. I've been anticipating it for so long now..

The moment that I set my eyes on this book I knew I wasn't going to be disappointed. I mean, come on! Marie Lu! I loved her first book, so why shouldn't I love her second one? DANGIT, I JUST LOVED THIS BOOK SO MUCH. -sobs-

So basically, I've been anticipating this book for more than 5 months, I think. I can't believe I finished it already. So much waiting, so much torture and pain in waiting, and boom, just like that, 2 days, done. Wow. DID I MENTION I LOVED THIS BOOK SO MUCH. When it arrived in the mail I recorded a video of me tearing open the package. I filmed it for a friend but apparently other people found my video too and said my screams deafened their ears, LOL. I just couldn't stop laughing. I told them it was a releasing of my inner fangirl instincts especially considering how long I've been anticipating its release and arrival to my house.

So, in the first book, Day was super hot. I loved him. He was hilarious, mischievous, and cocky all at the same time and that just adds up to be super-hot-boy. Ughhhh. And then his hurrrrrr and his speed and agility and strength and tolerance ugh it just gets to you yaknow. I missed him a lot during my wait for this book to come out, so reading this book and the chapters in which he got to narrate was like quenching a crazy thirst after working so long and hard or peeing when you really need to pee. But I wasn't relieved, like when you relieve yourself of urine. I was filled with adrenaline and excitement because, hey! It's DAY! He used to be my fictional boyfriend but that was before I read the Cassandra Clare books, LOL. Day's narrating text is blue in this one. It's super hot. Text color is hot, what? omg I just think it's hot ok. I love how Day's narration is blue and June's narration is black because, like some other reviewers said, Day is just the boy version of June and June is basically the girl version of Day. If they weren't differentiated between color I probably would have gotten really irritated because I'm not very good at reading books with two narrators. Although it's really fun to write one..

Reading the first page of this book already sent a jolt through me because I realize how vain I was when I first read Legend and became obsessed with it. To be honest, I used a lot of ideas and concepts from this series to form my own world of dystopia. Out of all the books I've read in the past, I happened to remember Legend the best because of all the ideas I borrowed for the book I'm currently writing today. I realize that I'll have to add more touches of Liana than I already put in to make it something truly unique and amazing.

So the romance. I think many people knew how much I dreaded a love triangle. June and Day, Day and June, PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER. At first, I was like, AIN'T NOBODY GOIN' TO STEP IN AND RUIN THEIR HAPPINESS OK. But then, I started to have second thoughts. Maybe they aren't so perfect after all, but I really can't bear it if either of them ended up with other people. So my dreading of a love triangle was really in vain because it ended up as a love-pentagon. For all Legend readers and lovers, y'all know we all hate Thomas. Why can't we exclude him from this pentagon. Gosh. Love square?

June changed a lot. From the tough and rich and akjfa;jsklj prodigious smart girl she was into a desperate-for-Day's-attention-weakling-girl. I don't like the change because she's thinking about Day all the freaking time.

Actually, I don't even like Day or June that much. They're not really great characters. But Day is still hot and June is still smart. But really? They're not the type of characters that I usually like. The only characters I've ever liked are either unimportant or dead. 

I wanted to finish this book so much that I stayed up at night and sacrificed my much-needed few hours of sleep to read. Meanwhile setting alarms on my phone to wake up later in the night so I don't get knocked out on the book completely. I earned myself eyebags. I read from a cellphone light for more than 4 hours under my bed covers, with the lack of air, meaning I sought air every miniute. My point is, I was really uncomfortable and I knew that I could be sleeping instead of reading, but I did know that I wanted to finish it up and write an amazing review for it because my blog misses me. But mainly because Marie Lu is just flipping amazing.

I was just so sick of the Dystopian genre that I wanted to take a break for a while, but when I read this I knew I couldn't put it down. It was a truly amazing, touching, sad (oh, yeeeeeah. I cried like 234839048320984 friggin times), and gorgeous read. I highly recommend this series to both girls and boys.


Quotes! (THEM FABULOUS QUOTES) Note: Quote may contain some spoilers. Semi-severe.

"You may pick up a new portrait from your local police headquarters."


Ugh they treat this dude like that North Korean leader

"..he falls onto his hands and collapses to the ground."




"Can you help me sit down?"



He needs help sitting down?! Poor Day. D:

"Day and Tess talk and laugh with the ease of two people who have known each other for years."





"Celebrities."



Okay they're apparently celebs now.

"I'd think that Tess was into me."





"..makes me want to cry."



IT'S OK TO CRY, DAY

"...a mechanical knee....."


A WHAT?!

"..notices me admiring her.."



Slap yo'self.

"I mean, I know how attached you are to her,.."



Wow, Tess is a really big bitch in this book.

"..about...her. Just in case you hadn't thought of things that way."





"It's an odd new relationship."





"Kaede cuts my hair.."





"..Thomas."





"The thought of Thomas putting his hands on June is more than I can bear."



Good.

"If he were alive."





"I actually want to break his neck with my bare hands."





"Metias was in love with you,"



That is phrased very awkwardly.


"..and his lips meet mine."




"It must be him."





"It takes me a long moment to process the fact that this boy is not Eden."





"By running for my life?"



Yeah, actually.


"Anden is falling right into the Patriots' trap."



I don't know if I should be happy or sad or mad about this.

"The Trials were once voluntary."





"..and presses her lips against mine."



EW BITCH GO AWEY

"Then I wrench away."



GOOD

"No way. Would the June I know be that sentimental?"



Dear, dear Day. Do you even know June?

"..dead in fifteen minutes--"



Yes.

"I should kill him right now."



Yes. But yet you don't.

"But then I think of June."



Ughhhhhhh.

"Can I live with that?"



No. NEVER EVER EVER

"Good, bad--what does it matter? He's the Elector."




"And she feels like I betrayed her..for you."





"Say that to me again. I dare you."



You don't talk to her that way!

"Don't ever say that to my face again. Money means everything."



Ugh Day why are you so vain.

"You know, maybe Tess was right about you."





"Say no more."





"Sweetheart, would I ever lie to you?"



Yes.

"Forever and ever, kid, until you're sick and tired of seeing me."






UGH MY FEELS

"Kaede."



WOOOOOOOO GO KAEDEEEEE

"Pilot, you are ordered to land on DesCon Nine immediately."



Ain't nobody got control over what Kaede does.

"I want a partner who has her.."





"..that you're dying."






"I came here to tell you to.."

OU NO YOU DIDN'T. OMFG.


"I, ah... have something else I should tell you too."




Yes you do.

"I should let you get some sleep. You must be tired."


ugh nooooooooo
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And that's it, really! What did you think of this review? (;


Sunday, January 27, 2013

Book Review: The Kill Order by James Dashner.

The Kill Order (Maze Runner, #0.5) The Kill Order by James Dashner.
(The Maze Runner #0.5)
Book Summary: The prequel to the New York Times bestselling Maze Runner series. Before WICKED was formed, before the Glade was built, before Thomas entered the Maze, sun flares hit the earth and mankind fell to disease. Mark and Trina were there when it happened, and they survived. But surviving the sun flares was easy compared to what came next. Now a disease of rage and lunacy races across the eastern United States, and there’s something suspicious about its origin. Worse yet, it’s mutating, and all evidence suggests that it will bring humanity to its knees. Mark and Trina are convinced there’s a way to save those left living from descending into madness. And they’re determined to find it—if they can stay alive. Because in this new, devastated world, every life has a price. And to some, you’re worth more dead than alive.
Liana's Summary: Thirteen years before Thomas entered the Maze, there was a deadly disease that threatened to kill all of humankind-- at least Mark and his acquaintances thought so. The virus was highly contagious- it was driving people out of their right minds. Both Mark and Trina are determined-- they take action. They believe that they can do it- as long as they stay alive.

Rate(1-10): 8


I wanted to read this book before I got any further in the Maze Runner series. I only read the first book, and when I found out there was a prequel I knew I had to read it first. Well, since it's a prequel, people might think that reading this first would be better than reading the whole trilogy and 
then reading this. IMHO, I think that if there's any prequel it's better to read the whole trilogy/series first before reading the prequel so you don't spoil anything for yourself and have your questions answered afterwards. I would have finished the whole trilogy first but it just happened that I had access to this book first..

James Dashner is actually a good writer, really. He keeps you sucked into the stories and suspenseful moments are SO his thing. They keep you on the edge of your seat until it's over. However, what I don't like about his writing (and probably never will) is his attempt at romance. All he does is make them hug and cuddle and kiss and "I love you, you love me, yay," nothing like the romance Nicholas Sparks or any other romance author does. My point is, this story would have done fine without the romance.

I found myself not really paying attention in some parts of the book because I was so sick and tired of the storyline. Actually, I'm a bit tired of the Dystopian and Futuristic genre. I need some fantasy in my life. That decides the next book I'm reading... 

This whole thing was centered on this stupid contagious virus that made everyone lose their minds. 

I don't like any of the characters. Maybe Alec, maybe Deedee. But seriously. Mark is just so ruthless. He has no human emotions except for crushing on Trina. Maybe the virus was screwing with his brain but no human being can just kill or torture someone like Mark did, and I don't even know how old Mark is. Gosh. Trina. She seems nice enough. But she's really useless. Well, if I were in her situation I would have done exactly what she's done, because I'm a wuss. She's a wuss too and she's so weak I get annoyed really easily.  Which means that if I were a book character that I had to meet, I would probably hate myself. Alec and Deedee are probably the only characters I don't despise. Deedee acts older than she really is and nothing like a 5 year old should act. If 5 year olds in the future act like that it's just gonna be scary.

And yeah, that's all I have to say. I look forward to reading the rest of the Maze Runner series.


Quotes!

"The girl loved to read like no one else,.."





"Today is going to be a perfect, perfect day."





"There was a warning symbol plastered across the top,.."





"Mark had ripped a wide strip of cloth from the bottom of his shirt.."



Don't the guys always do that

"My head! My head! My head!"





"My... head hurts," she whispered.



I forbid you to die!

"..just held each other's gaze."




"I think there's something wrong with it."





"Seize them."





"I always believed the demons would try to be nice when they came for us."





"The man had no hair. And he had no ears."





"..and this is how you repay me?"





"They've killed me!" he yelled, the words ripping from his throat. "The demons... finally... killed me!"





"He had the Flare."





"..the only girl he'd ever loved."





"A woman eating a cat."





"Who are you?"





"I could just eat you up."




"..we should call this one Thomas."



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Now that I read over the quotes I picked, I realize how much times this book made me uncomfortable, grossed out, or disturbed. Jeez, this concept of survival.
What did you think of this review? (;

Monday, January 21, 2013

Book Review: Gone by Michael Grant.

Gone (Gone, #1)
 Gone by Michael Grant.
Book Summary: In the blink of an eye. Everyone disappears. GONE.
Except for the young. Teens. Middle schoolers. Toddlers. But not one single adult. No teachers, no cops, no doctors, no parents. Just as suddenly, there are no phones, no internet, no television. No way to get help. And no way to figure out what's happened.
Hunger threatens. Bullies rule. A sinister creature lurks. Animals are mutating. And the teens themselves are changing, developing new talents--unimaginable, dangerous, deadly powers--that grow stronger by the day.
It's a terrifying new world. Sides are being chosen, a fight is shaping up. Townies against rich kids. Bullies against the weak. Powerful against powerless. And time is running out: On your birthday, you disappear just like everyone else...


Liana's Summary: All of a sudden, everyone over the age of 15 disappears. Poof. As if they weren't there at all. Now what happens? Sam, Quinn, and Astrid try to find out what to do. Mary has to take care of all the little kids. Lana, with her dog, Patrick, are severely injured, but healed immediately when Lana discovers her powers of healing. Meanwhile, bullies rule. Bullies with guns- who try to take over the entire FAYZ. When Lana meets Sam and his friends, the group teams up and prepares to stop running and turn around and face their enemies with what they have.

Rate(1-10): 9

-I apologize for the really lame summary-

I honestly think I spent too much time on this book for me to really give a well-thought-out and accurate rating. Normally 558 pages would have took me 2 days or even 1, but since I was so busy with other things it took me an entire week. Or two. 

I've heard a lot of good things about this book and was pretty excited to read it, because, well. Suddenly, all adults are gone! Doesn't that seem like a wonderful thing?! Just kidding. It's pretty scary, actually, but the main reason I wanted to read this was because it was basically one of my crazy speculations written down in an actual story. 

I swear the guy on the cover, who must be Sam, looks like Liam Payne. I LOVE LIAM. LOL. The girl on the cover must be Astrid. Hmm. Cuties. The romance between Sam and Astrid was good, actually, better than I had anticipated. My friend told me that the amount of romance in this book wouldn't satisfy my romantic needs but-- actually, it did. Probably because I made that friend think that I liked nothing but erotica... Ahem. Anyways. Sam and Astrid are barely 14 years old and what I find somewhat awkward is that he confessed his love for her. Like, "I love you so so much Astrid." I'm sorry but they're only fourteen. And myself, being that age, am somewhat familiar with the concept of 'love' by reading Nicholas Sparks novels and etc, and I know that Astrid and Sam are just crushing on each other. Well, my point is, I think that 'love' was a much-too-strong word to express their affections for each other.

This book reminds me of Monument 14 by Emmy Laybourne. In M14, all the adults didn't really 'disappear' like in this book. But the kids were just left alone to take care of themselves and those younger than them. In this book, though, all the adults (15 years and older, actually) just go POOF. And then the bullies just decide to go like "Okay we're in control." And 14 year olds who drink beer and get high and shoot guns are just really, really horrifying. What I find alike between Monument 14 and GONE-- is that the main female role is named Astrid. And there's that girl who has to take care of the little kids and change their diapers and console them, telling them their parents will come and get them. (UGH LITTLE KIDS CAN BE SO ANNOYING GOSH) However, the similarities end there. I liked Gone so much better. Like, SO much better. I think I would have loved it even more if I didn't take so long on it. Weird, I know, the amount of time I spend on a book affects how much I love it..

One thing that annoyed me, though, is that they say 'brah' and 'man' too much. This is such a teenage stereotype. Whenever someone says man or brah in real life I get really irritated, and do you know how much irritation this caused me. LOL.

For some reason I think Michael Grant wrote this book to prove to teens about how parents are so important and to not take them for granted- to prove how hard it would be if all the adults were suddenly gone.

So there's this FAYZ (pronounced 'phase') thing that's just basically a huge circle. If you touch the wall of the FAYZ you get hurt. Which sort of reminds me of my own book-in-progress in a way.. But yeah, that's why they couldn't go anywhere because they were trapped in the FAYZ. Fallout Alley Youth Zone.

I hate all the characters with a burning passion. Except for Edilio and Lana. Lana is super awesome and Edilio is fantastic. Period.

So, basically, it began with Sam's (and his acquaintances) POV and then it was Lana's POV. Both third person, btw. And the whole entire time I was just waiting for them to meet. 

I actually liked Lana's point of view better because all Sam and his friends really did was run away from the bullies, but Lana actually did stuff. Speaking of running away from the bullies, that's what they actually did for like, 4/5 of the book. And then in the last 1/5 Sam decides to fight back. I was just like, FINALLY GOSH

I thoroughly enjoyed this story and I am actually looking forward to reading the rest of the series. Okay, that's that.


Quotes!

"Flame. Shooting out of her tiny hands."





"Do what? All I can do is suggest they eat a cookie,"


Cookies are great.

"You don't impress me."


And you impress no one.

"..you invertebrate."



Oh my goodness, is that the best she can come up with.


"..but she had seen it done."


Everything is just like "I haven't done this before but I've seen it done."


"There was a tremendous crash."



That moment when you just want a simple thing and end up creating a huge mess and embarrassing yourself.


"..Little Pete began to screech."


How does Astrid stand him.

"Choking on air?"



Oh yeah I do that all the time.

"His stepfather ended up with a hook, man."



That sounds painful.

"..her whispered commentary."


I always add commentary to everything I watch. LOL.

"Try me, kid."



YAH. TRY HER.

"You hit a girl, man?"



That's not right.

"I just want to go surfing."



Among this whole mess you want to go surfing?!

"How about now?"




"Her father jut did what her mom told him to do."


STORY OF MY LIFE

"I don't know what we'd do if you bugged out, Caine."



Um, celebrate?

"It's impossible."


NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE


"Let me guess: you're secretly a wizard who was raised by muggles."



Did I mention how much I love HP allusions


"Don't call me brah," Sam said. "I'm not your brother."





"..middle finger extended,"


What a badass, LOL


"You didn't trust me."



Of course not.


"..he had shot Hold
en, the neighbor's kid who liked to come over and annoy him."



Who shoots someone because they're annoying? This kid is seriously disturbed.

"How had he gotten away?"


COS' HE JUST SO NINJA LIKE DAT


"But not clever enough."



Oh my, a perfectly crafted out plan ruined just like this. )x


"He laughed. And then he bellowed in pain and fell."





"The only thing to do was read."


Yes reading is good


"But it wasn't like she had anything else to do."




You don't have anything else to do so you do something reckless
"He hoped Drake was dead.."



So do I ugh ew Drake


"Sam swam..."



Tongue twister! :D


"But she was still so beautiful that sometimes he had to look away."



Y U SO BEAUTIFUL I MUST LOOK AWEY




"And Diana was beautiful."





"I held your pudgy little hand."




"From now on you belong to me."




"He admired Mary.."



It's all about making couples now huh


"Remember who owns you."





"There was a wet stain in the crotch of his pants."


OU PEEIN' HIMSELF


"Get inside, you idiots!"



Why do they have to be idiots..


"She decided then that she liked him."



I still ship Samstrid.


"Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin."



BIG BAD COYOTES WILL STAY OUT LOL


"He heard a distant thump as his arm dropped to the floor."





"..nice abs."



Okay


"We're in a whole new world."





"You're hot, all right?"


Oh my God he's such a newb


"No,"



-vulture screech- YESSS!!
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I feel like I haven't said all the things I need to say, but then again I can't really express them into words. So I guess this is all!
What did you think of this review? (: